J-Rog

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You're driving and you're giving a girl a hand job so hard that she goes off like a firecracker, and her juice hits your eye so strong it makes you crash into a fire hydrant like a idiot.

My cousin J-Rog had to wash his eye out with a fire hydrant.

He was so busy jerking off, he didn't see the hydrant until it was too late.

He swerved so hard, the hydrant got a face full of his cum.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're behind the wheel and you're fingering a girl so good she explodes, and her cum flies into your eye, making you crash into a hydrant like a total loser.

He got so distracted, he ran into a hydrant like it was his ex.

He was so busy getting fingered, he didn’t see the hydrant until it was too late.

He turned the corner so fast, the hydrant got a surprise face full of cum.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're driving and you're giving a girl a hand job so good she goes off like a rocket, and her cum hits your eye so hard, you crash into a hydrant like a total dumbass.

He crashed into the hydrant because he got too turned on.

He swerved so hard, the hydrant got a splash of cum in the face.

He got so distracted, he ran into a hydrant like it was his ex.

by Slangipedia 11d ago