J-Pew - A guy who thinks the pew is a personal insult and will throw

A guy who thinks the pew is a personal insult and will throw a fit every time it’s mentioned.

J-Pew: "Why is the pew here?!" (He’s screaming in the cafeteria.)

J-Pew texts his brother: "Pew is worse than my algebra test."

J-Pew starts crying during a pew sound in the middle of a math class.