j pants
Welfare slang for "jogging pants", pants so baggy, they look like they were made for someone who’s never washed their clothes in their life.
My dad wears j pants every day. He says they’re comfy. I say he smells like a dead raccoon.
I wore j pants to the party. Everyone laughed at me. I threw a punch.
My sister got in trouble for wearing j pants to school. The teacher said, ‘You’re a disgrace.’