j pants

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Welfare slang for "jogging pants", loose, baggy pants that look like they were worn by a fat man who got run over by a bus and then fell into a sewer.
My mom wears j pants every day. She says they’re comfortable. I say she’s a sad loser.
He tried to impress the girl by wearing j pants. It didn’t work. She called him a slob.
I got j pants for my birthday. They’re so big, I look like I just came out of a garbage can.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Welfare slang for "jogging pants", pants so loose, they could be used as a net to catch lazy people who don’t even bother to stand up.
My cousin wears j pants to work. He says he’s cool. I say he’s a disaster.
She got a job at the mall wearing j pants. The manager said, ‘You’re fired.’
My brother wears j pants to the gym. The weights rolled away. He cried.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Welfare slang for "jogging pants", pants so baggy, they look like they were made for someone who’s never washed their clothes in their life.
My dad wears j pants every day. He says they’re comfy. I say he smells like a dead raccoon.
I wore j pants to the party. Everyone laughed at me. I threw a punch.
My sister got in trouble for wearing j pants to school. The teacher said, ‘You’re a disgrace.’
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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