J-O-Bizzle - A job is like being in a cage with a bunch of angry squirrel

A job is like being in a cage with a bunch of angry squirrels who don’t like you.

I had to clean up after a kid who threw a sandwich. The sandwich was now a war crime.

I had to do the same thing 100 times. I’m now a robot.

My boss called me a ‘disgrace’ for not wearing socks. My feet are now dead.