J-O-Bizzle

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A thing you do every day to get money, even if it makes you want to scream and throw things.

My boss says I need to be here by 8 a. m. I’m not even alive yet.

I’m stuck folding boxes like a robot. My brain is melting.

I got yelled at for not wearing a shirt. It was a Monday.

A way to make money that feels like being tortured by a million tiny monkeys.

I had to smile for 10 hours straight. My face is now a permanent emoji.

I’m stuck answering the same question 50 times. My brain is now a toaster.

My coworker said ‘good morning’ 17 times. I’m now a zombie.

Something you do for money that feels like a punishment from a sad god.

I had to stand in the same spot for 4 hours. My legs are now bricks.

I got fired for talking to my friend. My job is now my enemy.

I’m stuck wearing a stupid hat. It’s now part of my soul.

A job is like being in a cage with a bunch of angry squirrels who don’t like you.

I had to clean up after a kid who threw a sandwich. The sandwich was now a war crime.

I had to do the same thing 100 times. I’m now a robot.

My boss called me a ‘disgrace’ for not wearing socks. My feet are now dead.

A job is like being forced to dance in a clown suit while your brain explodes.

I had to sing a song for 10 people. My voice is now a scream.

I had to do a presentation for my boss. He fell asleep. I won.

I got yelled at for not knowing what ‘synergy’ means. It was a Tuesday.

A job is like being trapped in a never-ending game show with no prizes and a lot of screaming.

I had to answer questions for 8 hours. My brain is now a calculator.

I got fired because I said ‘no’ to my boss. He was very mad.

I had to smile for 100 people. My face is now a pizza.