J. Noble
A guy who thinks he’s cool but smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a trash can for a month. He wears shirts that are two sizes too big and shoes that look like they were made by a confused sock.
His man bun is so bad it should be illegal.
He thinks his sad vinyls are deep. They’re just loud.
He’s the only person who still uses the word ‘cruelty free’ like it means something.