J. Noble

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A vegan theater teacher with a man bun who smells like expired tofu and sad songs. He wears old shirts and shoes that look like they were stolen from a dead guy.
Why does he even teach theater? He can't even act like a real person.
His man bun is so tight it looks like it's about to choke him.
I swear his voice sounds like a broken kazoo.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s cool but smells like a gym sock that’s been left in a trash can for a month. He wears shirts that are two sizes too big and shoes that look like they were made by a confused sock.
His man bun is so bad it should be illegal.
He thinks his sad vinyls are deep. They’re just loud.
He’s the only person who still uses the word ‘cruelty free’ like it means something.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A theater teacher who smells like wet dog and old cereal. He wears shirts with buttons that are falling off and shoes that look like they were made from a dead man’s feet.
His man bun is so bad it makes me want to cry.
He plays his sad vinyls so loud I think the ceiling is about to fall.
He thinks his tattoo is cool. It’s just a bunch of stars that look like they were drawn by a drunk kid.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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