J-Monk
A J-Monk is someone who’s been made to look so stupid, you might as well throw them in a cage with a real monkey.
My brother got J-Monked when he tried to propose to his crush and forgot her name.
She got J-Monked when she said she could sing and then broke into a scream.
He got J-Monked when he tried to do a magic trick and spilled a whole bag of chips.