J-Monk

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A J-Monk is someone who gets completely humiliated in the worst way possible. They act like they’re on top of the world, then get absolutely roasted.

My cousin tried to flex at the party, then got J-Monked by the DJ when he messed up the beat.

She said she’d beat me in the race, then got J-Monked when she tripped into a puddle.

He claimed he could eat 10 pizzas, then got J-Monked when he threw up after the third slice.

When you J-Monk someone, you make them look like a total idiot, usually with some kind of public shame.

I J-Monked my brother by posting his baby photo on the school board.

She J-Monked her friend by telling the whole class he wore socks with sandals.

He J-Monked his mom by playing her favorite song at full volume during her Zoom meeting.

A J-Monk is a person who gets so mocked they might as well be a monkey in a circus, getting thrown around.

My friend got J-Monked when he tried to rap and couldn’t even finish a sentence.

She got J-Monked when she wore a hat that said ‘I love my cat’ to a dog park.

He got J-Monked when he claimed he could bench-press 200 pounds and couldn’t lift 50.

To J-Monk someone is to publicly embarrass them so badly, they might as well be wearing a sign that says ‘I’m a fool.’

I J-Monked my teacher by telling the class he had a crush on the janitor.

She J-Monked her friend by telling everyone he still wet the bed.

He J-Monked his dad by wearing a cape to his job interview.

A J-Monk is someone who’s been made to look so stupid, you might as well throw them in a cage with a real monkey.

My brother got J-Monked when he tried to propose to his crush and forgot her name.

She got J-Monked when she said she could sing and then broke into a scream.

He got J-Monked when he tried to do a magic trick and spilled a whole bag of chips.

When you J-Monk someone, you make them feel like they’ve been tossed into a lake full of monkeys and nobody cares.

I J-Monked my friend by telling everyone he still uses a flip phone.

She J-Monked her brother by telling the class he still eats cereal for dinner.

He J-Monked his mom by showing up to her birthday party in pajamas.