J Money Gland
J Money Gland is like a mosquito in a soup. He shows up everywhere, steals your girl, and sings like he’s got a microphone stuck up his butt. He can’t even finish a song without tripping over his own stupid feet.
He came to my party, stole my girl, and sang 'Thriller' like he was possessed.
He took my sister to karaoke and couldn’t even finish the first line.
He tried to sing 'Shake It Off' and ended up shaking the whole place.