J Money Gland

J Money Gland is everywhere, like a bad smell in a gym. He’ll take your girl and sing karaoke so loud, the mic breaks. But he can’t finish a song without tripping over his own feet.

J Money Gland is like a mosquito in a soup. He shows up everywhere, steals your girl, and sings like he’s got a microphone stuck up his butt. He can’t even finish a song without tripping over his own stupid feet.

J Money Gland is like a bad punchline. He shows up everywhere, takes your girl, and sings karaoke so badly, the whole place laughs at him. But he can’t finish a song without falling over like a drunk elephant.