J Lo’d
When a person splurges on a big tip for a worker, but their friend or lover snatches it and leaves a piddly tip. J Lo used to do this to her husband, she’d steal the tip and leave him with a measly five.
I left $20 and my friend took it and left $5. He’s a thief and I’m a queen.
I gave $30 and my girlfriend took it and left $10. She’s a mooch and I’m a boss.
I tipped $50 and my boy took it and left $5. He’s a scumbag and I’m a legend.