J Lo’d

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When someone drops a huge tip for a server but their buddy or lover steals it and leaves like a broke college kid. J Lo did this to her husband all the time, she’d take the cash and leave him with a five.
I tipped $20 and my friend took it and left $3. I’m rich and he’s broke. Classic J Lo’d.
My girlfriend took my $50 tip and left $10. I’m gonna take her to a fancy restaurant and leave her with $2.
I gave $25 and my boy took it and left $5. He’s a thief and I’m a queen.
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When a person splurges on a big tip for a worker, but their friend or lover snatches it and leaves a piddly tip. J Lo used to do this to her husband, she’d steal the tip and leave him with a measly five.
I left $20 and my friend took it and left $5. He’s a thief and I’m a queen.
I gave $30 and my girlfriend took it and left $10. She’s a mooch and I’m a boss.
I tipped $50 and my boy took it and left $5. He’s a scumbag and I’m a legend.
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When someone leaves a huge tip, but their friend or lover takes it and leaves a tiny tip. J Lo would do this to her husband, she’d steal the tip and leave him with $5 like he was a beggar.
I left $20 and my friend took it and left $5. He’s a thief and I’m a boss.
I gave $30 and my girlfriend took it and left $10. She’s a mooch and I’m a legend.
I tipped $50 and my boy took it and left $5. He’s a scumbag and I’m a queen.
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