J Loco
You're so well-known and so messed up, people think you're either a superhero or a kid who got kicked out of a zoo.
My dog is J Loco. He barks at the mailman, then steals my sandwich.
My brother is J Loco. He got a scholarship for being weird, then started a band called 'The Boring Pizzas.'
My mom says I'm J Loco. I eat cereal for dinner and sing opera in the shower.