J Loco

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So famous people think you're a god, but you're also so nuts you'd probably punch a wall if it said something mean.

My cousin is J Loco. He got famous for eating 10 tacos in 3 minutes. Then he screamed at a traffic light for not turning green.

That guy on TikTok is J Loco. He dances like a robot, then cries because he forgot his lunch.

My teacher says I'm J Loco. I failed math, but I drew a comic about it. Now it's on Instagram.

You're so well-known and so messed up, people think you're either a superhero or a kid who got kicked out of a zoo.

My dog is J Loco. He barks at the mailman, then steals my sandwich.

My brother is J Loco. He got a scholarship for being weird, then started a band called 'The Boring Pizzas.'

My mom says I'm J Loco. I eat cereal for dinner and sing opera in the shower.

You're famous enough to be on a cereal box, but you're also so nuts you'd probably fight a chicken for no reason.

My neighbor is J Loco. He painted his house pink, then started a YouTube channel called 'The Angry Banana.'

My friend is J Loco. She got a standing ovation for falling off the stage, then started crying because she forgot her shoes.

My dad is J Loco. He got a medal for being a good dad, then threw it at a pigeon.