J-Joshua
J-Joshua is the kind of friend who’ll laugh at your jokes but will also cuss you out in every language he knows if you try to cheat on him.
You tried to steal my girl? I’ll cuss you out in French, Spanish, and Haitian Creole until you beg for mercy.
You lied to me about the game? I’m going to cuss you out so hard you’ll be walking in circles.
You said you’d help me with my math homework and you didn’t. Now I’m going to cuss you out in all the languages I know.