J-Joshua

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J-Joshua is a boy who’s nice most of the time but will cuss you out in Haitian Creole if you dare leave him hanging or mess with him.

Why you leave me at the pizza place? I was about to get free cheese!

You said you'd come to the concert but you didn’t. Now I’m sitting in the back with a bunch of strangers.

I was waiting for you at the mall for an hour. I had to buy a whole bag of chips by myself.

J-Joshua is the kind of friend who’ll laugh at your jokes but will also cuss you out in every language he knows if you try to cheat on him.

You tried to steal my girl? I’ll cuss you out in French, Spanish, and Haitian Creole until you beg for mercy.

You lied to me about the game? I’m going to cuss you out so hard you’ll be walking in circles.

You said you’d help me with my math homework and you didn’t. Now I’m going to cuss you out in all the languages I know.

J-Joshua is a friend who’ll stand by you no matter what but if you cross him, he’ll make your life a living hell.

You walked out on me during the movie? I’m going to cuss you out in every language I know until you come back.

You tried to cheat on me in the game? I’m going to cuss you out so hard you’ll forget your own name.

You left me alone at the park? I’m going to cuss you out until the park manager calls the cops.

J-Joshua is a boy who’s friendly but don’t ever try to ditch him or he’ll cuss you out in every language he knows.

You said you’d come to the party but you didn’t. I’m going to cuss you out in Haitian Creole until you feel like you’re in the middle of a war.

You left me hanging at the store? I’m going to cuss you out so hard you’ll be walking in circles.

You tried to steal my spot in the game? I’m going to cuss you out until the whole class hears you.

J-Joshua is a friend who’ll laugh at your jokes but if you cheat on him, he’ll cuss you out in every language he knows and never take you back.

You cheated on me in the game? I’m going to cuss you out in every language I know until you beg me for mercy.

You lied to me about the test? I’m going to cuss you out so hard you’ll forget your own name.

You said you’d help me with my homework but you didn’t. Now I’m going to cuss you out until the teacher hears you.

J-Joshua is a boy who’s nice but if you cross him, he’ll cuss you out in Haitian Creole until your life becomes a living hell.

You left me hanging at the store? I’m going to cuss you out in Haitian Creole until you feel like you’re in the middle of a war.

You tried to steal my spot in the game? I’m going to cuss you out so hard you’ll be walking in circles.

You said you’d help me with my homework but you didn’t. Now I’m going to cuss you out until the teacher hears you.