J Jizzle
A balding man with a handlebar moustache who thinks he's the gang boss. He listens to Megadeath and loves pegging with his dad and fancy danger wanks.
J Jizzle said, 'I'm the boss. You're just a posh danger wank.'
He tried to peg his dad with a chicken and it went wrong.
He texted me: 'Megadeath is the best band. You're a wanker.'