J Jizzle

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#gang leader#handlebar moustache#posh danger wank

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A balding man with a stupid handlebar moustache who thinks Megadeath is the best band ever and thinks he's the boss of the gang. He loves fancy danger wanks and pegging with his dad like it's the best thing ever.
J Jizzle just walked in and yelled 'I'm the leader!' while flexing his moustache.
He tried to peg his dad with a chicken and failed miserably.
He texted me 'I'm the true gang leader. You're just a posh danger wank.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who thinks he's the king of the gang because he has a moustache and listens to Megadeath. He pegs with his dad and thinks fancy danger wanks are the best thing since sliced bread.
J Jizzle started a fight because someone called him a 'balding wanker.'
He sent a DM: 'I peg with my dad. You don't.'
He yelled 'Megadeath rules!' during a pegging session.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A balding man with a handlebar moustache who thinks he's the gang boss. He listens to Megadeath and loves pegging with his dad and fancy danger wanks.
J Jizzle said, 'I'm the boss. You're just a posh danger wank.'
He tried to peg his dad with a chicken and it went wrong.
He texted me: 'Megadeath is the best band. You're a wanker.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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