j-grandz
A stupid, smug worm who thinks being indie is the best thing, but it's just a fancy word for 'I can't be good at anything.' He acts like he's a metal head, but he can't even remember one song from Dead to Fall. He's like a dog who thinks he's a cat, but he still eats kibble.
'J-grandz thinks he's a cat, but he still eats kibble.'
'He tried to be indie, but he still streams pop songs.'
'J-grandz acts like he's a metal head, but he doesn't know who Dead to Fall is.'