j-grandz

A brain-dead, good-for-nothing worm who thinks being indie is cool, but it's just a fancy word for 'I'm too lazy to be good at anything.' He claims to be a metal head, but he can't even name one song from Dead to Fall. He's like a dog who thinks he's a wolf, but he still eats kibble.

A dumb, smug idiot who thinks being indie is a superpower, but it's just a fancy word for 'I can't be good at anything.' He wears a stupid hat and thinks he's a metal legend, but he can't even remember one song from his favorite band. He's like a kid who thinks he's a wizard, but he can't even light a candle.

A goofy, dumbass who thinks being indie is the best thing ever, but it's just a fancy word for 'I can't be good at anything.' He acts like he's a metal head, but he can't even sing one line from Dead to Fall. He's like a chicken who thinks it's a lion, but it still clucks.

A silly, idiot who thinks being indie is the future, but it's just a fancy word for 'I can't be good at anything.' He claims to be a metal head, but he doesn't know one song from Dead to Fall. He's like a kid who thinks he's a wizard, but he can't even make a fire.

A stupid, smug worm who thinks being indie is the best thing, but it's just a fancy word for 'I can't be good at anything.' He acts like he's a metal head, but he can't even remember one song from Dead to Fall. He's like a dog who thinks he's a cat, but he still eats kibble.