J-Flip
You pull out your phone like it's your last hope and pretend you're texting someone else to cover up the fact that you're a coward.
'I'm texting my girlfriend about your face.' (You're texting your mom.)
'I'm not being a coward, I'm just texting my dog about your life.'
'I'm not being a dork, I'm just texting my dad about your brain.'