J-Flip

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When you flip your phone open like it's a shield and pretend you're texting someone else instead of looking at the person who just called you out.

'Hey, I'm busy, I'm texting my mom.' (But you're texting your ex.)

'I'm not ignoring you, I'm just texting my dad about your stupid face.'

'I'm not being rude, I'm just texting my dog about your bad choices.'

Opening your phone like it's a magic trick and acting like you're messaging someone else to hide the fact that you're being a total embarrassment.

'I'm messaging my best friend about your face.' (You're messaging your crush.)

'I'm not avoiding you, I'm just messaging my cat about your life.'

'I'm not being a dork, I'm just messaging my brother about your brain.'

You pull out your phone like it's your last hope and pretend you're texting someone else to cover up the fact that you're a coward.

'I'm texting my girlfriend about your face.' (You're texting your mom.)

'I'm not being a coward, I'm just texting my dog about your life.'

'I'm not being a dork, I'm just texting my dad about your brain.'

You open your phone like it's a superhero suit and act like you're messaging someone else to avoid the person who just yelled at you.

'I'm texting my best friend about your face.' (You're texting your crush.)

'I'm not avoiding you, I'm just texting my mom about your life.'

'I'm not being a dork, I'm just texting my brother about your brain.'

You pull out your phone like it's a weapon and act like you're messaging someone else to hide the fact that you're a total mess.

'I'm texting my mom about your face.' (You're texting your ex.)

'I'm not being a mess, I'm just texting my dad about your life.'

'I'm not being a dork, I'm just texting my dog about your brain.'