J Ferber - The Internet is like a group of people who all think they’re

The Internet is like a group of people who all think they’re the king of the castle but nobody is listening.

I tried to tell my friend the truth, but he just said, ‘No, I saw it on the Internet.’

My mom follows 500 people on Instagram and thinks she’s famous.

I asked my brother why he doesn’t just stop arguing online, and he said, ‘Because I’m the king of the castle.’