J Ferber

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The Internet is like a giant toilet where everyone shits at the same time and no one flushes.

I tried to log on and it was like a crowded subway during rush hour.

My mom asked me why the Internet was so loud. I told her it was just people screaming into the void.

My dog tried to eat my laptop and now the Internet is broken.

The Internet is a bunch of people who think they’re cool but just keep typing nonsense.

My cousin posts 10 tweets a day about his cat and calls himself a content creator.

My teacher said the Internet is just kids arguing about who’s the best at fortnite.

My little brother has 1 million followers and no idea what a follower is.

The Internet is like a group of people who all think they’re the king of the castle but nobody is listening.

I tried to tell my friend the truth, but he just said, ‘No, I saw it on the Internet.’

My mom follows 500 people on Instagram and thinks she’s famous.

I asked my brother why he doesn’t just stop arguing online, and he said, ‘Because I’m the king of the castle.’

The Internet is like a big party where everyone shows up drunk and no one knows why they’re there.

My friend texted me at 3 a. m. saying, ‘The Internet is alive and it wants your attention.’

I tried to do homework and got distracted by a video of a cat falling off a couch.

My little sister is now a ‘tiktok influencer’ and she’s only 8.

The Internet is like a giant pizza that everyone wants a slice of but no one wants the crust.

My brother got 10,000 likes for a video of him eating pizza and now he’s a ‘social media influencer.’

I tried to post a picture of my dinner and got 2 likes and 1 comment that said, ‘This is the worst pizza I’ve ever seen.’

My mom thinks the Internet is just a bunch of people taking pictures of food.

The Internet is like a loud, smelly classroom where no one pays attention and everyone just talks over each other.

My cousin said he’s a ‘YouTuber’ and now he just films his lunch break.

My teacher told me I can’t use the Internet during class because it’s too loud.

I asked my little brother why he’s always typing and he said, ‘Because the Internet is my best friend.’