J dub the hottie
J Dub the Hottie is the most attractive man ever, and he looks like he just walked out of a magazine. He plays basketball with curly hair that looks like it was tangled in a tornado. His butt is so big it could be a seat on a bus, and it's always showing off in his basketball shorts like it's got a personality.
J Dub the Hottie did a slam dunk and his butt made a sound like a drum.
His butt is so big it could eat a sandwich.
He wipes his sweat with his shirt like it's a towel.