J dub the hottie

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J Dub the Hottie is the most attractive man on the planet. He looks like a god, and he plays basketball with wild curly hair that looks like it was combed with a chainsaw. His butt is so big it could make a donut jealous, and it’s always showing off in his basketball shorts like it’s got nothing better to do.

I saw J Dub the Hottie doing a slam dunk and his butt wiggled like it had a life of its own.

His butt is so big it could win a talent show.

I walked by J Dub the Hottie, and he lifted his shirt like he was showing off his abs to a group of teenagers.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J Dub the Hottie is so hot he could melt the ice on a glacier. He plays basketball with curly hair that looks like it was dyed by a madman. His butt is so big it could fit two people inside, and it's always showing off in his basketball shorts like it's got a job to do.

J Dub the Hottie did a dunk and his butt moved like it was dancing to a hip-hop song.

His butt is so big, I think it has a passport.

He lifts his shirt every time he plays basketball, and I can't look away.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J Dub the Hottie is the most attractive man ever, and he looks like he just walked out of a magazine. He plays basketball with curly hair that looks like it was tangled in a tornado. His butt is so big it could be a seat on a bus, and it's always showing off in his basketball shorts like it's got a personality.

J Dub the Hottie did a slam dunk and his butt made a sound like a drum.

His butt is so big it could eat a sandwich.

He wipes his sweat with his shirt like it's a towel.

by Slangipedia 11d ago