J Dahmers
Chunky square glasses with a double bridge that look like Jeffrey Dahmer wore them when he was trying to convince people he wasn’t a meat-eating maniac.
My cousin’s glasses look like they were stolen from a serial killer’s closet.
That guy wears J Dahmers like they’re a fashion statement and not a warning sign.
My teacher’s glasses are so big, I think she’s trying to escape her own face.