J Dahmers

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Chunky square glasses with a double bridge that look like Jeffrey Dahmer wore them when he was trying to convince people he wasn’t a meat-eating maniac.
My cousin’s glasses look like they were stolen from a serial killer’s closet.
That guy wears J Dahmers like they’re a fashion statement and not a warning sign.
My teacher’s glasses are so big, I think she’s trying to escape her own face.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Big square glasses with a double bridge that make you look like you’re about to eat someone.
My brother’s J Dahmers are so big, he looks like he’s planning a murder.
My friend wears J Dahmers and a fanny pack like it’s the 80s and he’s a detective.
My mom’s glasses are J Dahmers and she’s still trying to figure out why I didn’t tell her I was going to jail.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Glasses so big and square they look like they were made by a man who was scared of the dark and also had a bad haircut.
My dad wears J Dahmers and still thinks he’s a rock star.
That kid’s glasses are so big, they look like they’re trying to suffocate his face.
My uncle’s J Dahmers are so old, they probably saw the birth of the internet.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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