j burn
When you eat too many jalepeños and then your poop is so hot, it makes you cry like a baby and your butt feels like it's been burned with a jalapeño torch.
I had a j burn so bad, I cried like I lost my favorite toy to a jalapeño monster.
My poop was so spicy, it felt like my butt was being tortured by a jalapeño vampire.
After my j burn, I was sobbing like I had been roasted alive by a jalapeño dragon.