j burn

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When you stuff your face with jalepeños like it's your last meal and then you poop so hard it feels like your butt is on fire and your eyes are crying like a baby.

I ate 10 jalepeños and my poop was like a fiery lava flow. My eyes were leaking like a broken faucet.

After that j burn, I felt like I'd been tortured by a jalapeño dragon.

I took a shit so spicy, my mom asked if I was crying because I got kicked by a jalapeño.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you eat so many jalepeños that your poop hits you like a jalapeño-powered rocket and you're screaming like you're being roasted alive.

My j burn was so bad, I thought I was on fire. My poop was like a jalapeño bomb.

I ate too many jalepeños and my poop made me yell like I was in a jalapeño war.

After my j burn, I felt like I had been burned by a jalapeño flame thrower.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you eat too many jalepeños and then your poop is so hot, it makes you cry like a baby and your butt feels like it's been burned with a jalapeño torch.

I had a j burn so bad, I cried like I lost my favorite toy to a jalapeño monster.

My poop was so spicy, it felt like my butt was being tortured by a jalapeño vampire.

After my j burn, I was sobbing like I had been roasted alive by a jalapeño dragon.

by Slangipedia 2d ago