j burn
When you eat so many jalepeños that your poop hits you like a jalapeño-powered rocket and you're screaming like you're being roasted alive.
My j burn was so bad, I thought I was on fire. My poop was like a jalapeño bomb.
I ate too many jalepeños and my poop made me yell like I was in a jalapeño war.
After my j burn, I felt like I had been burned by a jalapeño flame thrower.