J-boots
When you're so wasted on jenkem you think your pants are made of chicken and you’re fighting a ghost in the toilet.
My cousin ate three bags of jenkem and now he’s yelling at the ceiling like it owes him money.
I tried to walk home from the store and ended up crying in a parking lot because the cars were talking to me.
My dog started barking at me like I was a robber and I just laughed because I thought it was a joke.