J-boots

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When you're so wasted on jenkem you think your pants are made of chicken and you’re fighting a ghost in the toilet.

My cousin ate three bags of jenkem and now he’s yelling at the ceiling like it owes him money.

I tried to walk home from the store and ended up crying in a parking lot because the cars were talking to me.

My dog started barking at me like I was a robber and I just laughed because I thought it was a joke.

The worst kind of high when you’re so trashed you think you’re a superhero who just peed on a villain.

I tried to do a cartwheel and fell into a bush because I thought it was a portal to another dimension.

My neighbor came to my door and I told him I was the king of the trash can and he was just a regular man.

I ate my whole lunch in one bite and now my stomach is doing the cha-cha.

When you’re so messed up on jenkem you think you’re in a movie and your best friend is the villain.

I told my mom I was going to save the world and then I fell asleep on the couch.

I tried to text my friend but I kept spelling words wrong and he thought I was mad at him.

I ran out of the house screaming because I thought my cat was plotting against me.