J-Body - A J-body is like a used toaster, it's old, it doesn't work w

A J-body is like a used toaster, it's old, it doesn't work well, and you're still using it because you're cheap.

My J-body is like my ex, it's broken and still loves me.

I bought a J-body and it's like buying a bag of chips that's already been opened.

My J-body is the only thing keeping me from walking to work.