J-Body

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A car so cheap and sad it makes you want to cry. It's like the J-body class, a bunch of sad cars that no one loves.
My J-body is so broken I think it's trying to kill me.
I drive a J-body and feel like I'm being punished.
My car is a J-body and it's giving me the side eye.
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A J-body is like a used toaster, it's old, it doesn't work well, and you're still using it because you're cheap.
My J-body is like my ex, it's broken and still loves me.
I bought a J-body and it's like buying a bag of chips that's already been opened.
My J-body is the only thing keeping me from walking to work.
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A J-body is a car that’s so bad it’s practically a curse. It's like being stuck with the worst roommate ever.
I had a J-body and it was like living with my mom again.
My J-body is so bad it's making me question my life choices.
I drove a J-body and it was like being tortured by a car.
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