J-Body - A car so cheap and sad it makes you want to cry. It's like t

A car so cheap and sad it makes you want to cry. It's like the J-body class, a bunch of sad cars that no one loves.

My J-body is so broken I think it's trying to kill me.

I drive a J-body and feel like I'm being punished.

My car is a J-body and it's giving me the side eye.