J-bagel
A person who’s Jewish or acts like one by being annoying, having a big nose, talking like a broken recorder, saving every penny, and making everyone else’s life a mess.
My cousin is a J-bagel. He saved every dime and still complained about the coffee price.
She talks like she’s from the 1970s and never spends a dollar.
He pinched my grandma’s nickel and called it a business move.