J-bagel

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A person who’s Jewish or acts like one by being annoying, having a big nose, talking like a broken recorder, saving every penny, and making everyone else’s life a mess.
My cousin is a J-bagel. He saved every dime and still complained about the coffee price.
She talks like she’s from the 1970s and never spends a dollar.
He pinched my grandma’s nickel and called it a business move.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Someone who’s either Jewish or acts like one by being cheap, having a big nose, talking like they're from the 1970s, and turning everything into a fight over money.
My uncle is a J-bagel. He turned a birthday party into a negotiation over cake prices.
She saved every penny and still called me for a loan.
He had a nose so big it looked like it had its own ZIP code.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who either is Jewish or acts like one by being cheap, having a big nose, speaking like a broken recorder, and making everyone else go insane.
That J-bagel neighbor wouldn’t even buy a soda unless it was on sale.
He saved every dime and still yelled about the price of a pencil.
His voice sounds like he’s been yelling at a pigeon for 20 years.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who is Jewish or acts like one by being cheap, having a big nose, talking like they're from the 1970s, and making everything a fight over money.
My dad is a J-bagel. He turned a simple lunch into a full-blown negotiation.
He saved every penny and still complained about the cost of a snack.
He had a nose so big it looked like it had a streetlight on it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A person who is Jewish or acts like one by being cheap, having a big nose, speaking like a broken recorder, and turning everything into a money fight.
That J-bagel wouldn’t even buy a soda unless it was 50 cents off.
He saved every penny and still called me for a loan.
He talked like he was from the 1970s and still yelled about the price of a pencil.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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