i'm late - the worst thing a man can hear, and it makes you want to run

the worst thing a man can hear, and it makes you want to run away and hide in a dumpster

I'm late? You're pregnant? I'm not running from a dumpster, I'm running from a baby!

I'm late? I'm not late, I'm just deciding if I want to be a dad or a dead man.

I'm late? That's not just late, that's a full-blown emergency.