I'm Keeping you - You're the only one they care about. They want to chat you u

You're the only one they care about. They want to chat you up like you're the last piece of pizza.

'I'm Keeping you', because you're the only one who's not a total waste of time.

'I'm Keeping you', I don't want to talk to anyone else, you're my favorite annoyance.

'I'm Keeping you', you're the only one who hasn't blocked me yet.