I'm Keeping you

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You're the only one they care about. They want to chat you up like you're the last piece of pizza.
'I'm Keeping you', because you're the only one who's not a total waste of time.
'I'm Keeping you', I don't want to talk to anyone else, you're my favorite annoyance.
'I'm Keeping you', you're the only one who hasn't blocked me yet.
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They’re not just talking to you, they’re holding on for dear life, like you’re their only hope.
'I'm Keeping you', I'm not letting you go, even if you're a disaster.
'I'm Keeping you', you're the only one who hasn't ghosted me yet.
'I'm Keeping you', I'm not going to let you disappear on me again.
3
They're treating you like a snack, and they're not done eating yet.
'I'm Keeping you', I'm not done with you yet, you're still tasty.
'I'm Keeping you', I'm keeping you for later, like a snack.
'I'm Keeping you', you're my favorite snack, and I'm not letting you go.
4
They’re stuck with you, and they’re not happy about it, but they’re not letting you go.
'I'm Keeping you', you're the only one who hasn't left me hanging.
'I'm Keeping you', I'm not done with you, even if you're annoying.
'I'm Keeping you', I’m not letting you escape that easily.
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They're like a dog with a bone, they’re not letting you go, even if you’re a mess.
'I'm Keeping you', you're my bone, and I'm not letting you go.
'I'm Keeping you', I'm not done with you yet, you're still my favorite.
'I'm Keeping you', I'm like a dog with a bone, and you're my mess.
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They’re not just talking to you, they’re holding you hostage, and they’re not letting you go.
'I'm Keeping you', I've got you locked up, and I'm not letting you out.
'I'm Keeping you', you're my prisoner, and I'm not done with you yet.
'I'm Keeping you', I'm holding you hostage, and I'm not letting you go.
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