I'm just here to shit my pants - You're so tired of being fancy that you're just here to poop

You're so tired of being fancy that you're just here to poop your pants and not even try.

I came to the concert to shit my pants and not sing along.

I’m not here to be cool. I’m here to shit my pants and not do anything.

I’m too tired to be fancy. I’m here to shit my pants and eat a burger.