I'm just here to shit my pants

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A way of saying you don't care if you look like a hot mess or if people think you're a drunk mess. You're just here to poop your pants and laugh at everyone else.

I'm just here to shit my pants and see if the pizza guy flinches.

Don't bother me. I'm just here to shit my pants and eat cereal for dinner.

I came to this party to shit my pants and make a fool of myself.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You're too lazy to be fancy. You're just here to poop your pants and make a scene.

I’m here to shit my pants and embarrass my mom.

I came to this concert just to shit my pants and yell at the band.

I’m not here to shine. I’m here to shit my pants and be loud.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You're so uninterested in looking cool that you're just here to poop your pants and not care.

I’m not here to look good. I’m here to shit my pants and eat a sandwich.

I came to the meeting just to shit my pants and ignore everyone.

I didn’t come to this party to be cool. I came to shit my pants and be weird.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You're so tired of being fancy that you're just here to poop your pants and act like a baby.

I'm too tired to be cool. I'm here to shit my pants and complain.

I came just to shit my pants and not do anything else.

I don’t want to be fancy. I want to shit my pants and be loud.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You're too lazy to be cool. You're just here to poop your pants and not give a damn.

I came to this party just to shit my pants and ignore everyone.

I’m not here to be cool. I’m here to shit my pants and eat chips.

I don’t care if I look bad. I’m here to shit my pants and not care.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You're so tired of being fancy that you're just here to poop your pants and not even try.

I came to the concert to shit my pants and not sing along.

I’m not here to be cool. I’m here to shit my pants and not do anything.

I’m too tired to be fancy. I’m here to shit my pants and eat a burger.

by Slangipedia 12d ago