I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher - A phrase that makes you feel like a superhero but you’re jus

A phrase that makes you feel like a superhero but you’re just a lazy kid who failed gym.

I used it when I got in trouble for throwing a rocket launcher at the principal.

My friend said it after he failed the 100-meter dash and got a D.

My little sister used it to describe her cat who chased a laser pointer and fell off the couch.