I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

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A stupid joke that people still use like it's 2015 and they're still mad about it.

My cousin sent me a meme of a fat kid with a rocket launcher and said 'this is my life.'

My teacher used it as an example of bad grammar and said I should be ashamed.

My dog ate my homework and I texted my friend: 'I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher.'

A phrase that sounds cool but means you’re just a broke dude with a toy.

My friend said it after he got kicked out of a store for trying to buy a rocket launcher on credit.

I texted my mom: 'I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher' when I failed my math test again.

My brother used it as his ringtone and it made my mom cry.

A phrase that makes you feel like a superhero but you’re just a lazy kid who failed gym.

I used it when I got in trouble for throwing a rocket launcher at the principal.

My friend said it after he failed the 100-meter dash and got a D.

My little sister used it to describe her cat who chased a laser pointer and fell off the couch.

A stupid line that people use when they’re too dumb to think of a real excuse.

My friend said it when he got caught eating pizza in class.

I used it when I missed the bus and got to school 30 minutes late.

My brother said it when he got a zero on his science test and didn’t study.

A phrase that’s supposed to be cool but it’s just a broken man screaming into the void.

I said it when I got fired from my job for eating too much pizza.

My uncle used it when he got kicked out of the bar for fighting the bartender.

My dog said it when he tried to eat my homework and it caught on fire.

A line that’s supposed to be a flex but it’s just a broke guy with a toy.

My friend said it when he lost his job and his mom took away his phone.

I used it when I got in trouble for eating too much pizza during lunch.

My little brother said it when he got kicked out of the house for throwing a rocket launcher at the neighbor.