I'm Helping
You're about to die and you're still here. What the hell is wrong with you? Call an ambulance and stop being a pain in the ass.
If you're dying, why are you still here? (said by your mom when you were stuck in the dryer)
If you're dying, why are you still here? (said by your friend who was running away from a zombie)
If you're dying, why are you still here? (said by a teacher when you were cheating on a test)