I'm Helping

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A stupid person in an old commercial says this like they're actually helpful. It means they're the worst kind of help you could ever get.

I'm helping! (said by a guy who dropped your burger on the floor)

I'm helping! (said by a kid who spilled soda on your shoes)

I'm helping! (said by a employee who gave you the wrong order three times)

You're about to die and you're still here. What the hell is wrong with you? Call an ambulance and stop being a pain in the ass.

If you're dying, why are you still here? (said by your mom when you were stuck in the dryer)

If you're dying, why are you still here? (said by your friend who was running away from a zombie)

If you're dying, why are you still here? (said by a teacher when you were cheating on a test)

You're stuck in a dryer and you're begging your dad to let you come. It's the worst kind of whining ever.

Daddy, I'm stuck in the dryer! I need to cum! (said by a kid who forgot his pants)

Daddy, I'm stuck in the dryer! I need to cum! (said by a kid who was trying to escape a monster)

Daddy, I'm stuck in the dryer! I need to cum! (said by a kid who was pretending to be a superhero)

You're trying to help someone but you're actually making it worse. It's like you're trying to help but you're just being a pain.

I'm helping you! (said by a person who gave you the wrong answer)

I'm helping you! (said by a person who broke your phone)

I'm helping you! (said by a person who made your pizza look like a disaster)

You're stuck somewhere and you're begging for help. It's like you're trapped and you're screaming for someone to save you.

I'm stuck here! Someone save me! (said by a kid who was locked in a closet)

I'm stuck here! Someone save me! (said by a kid who was stuck in a tree)

I'm stuck here! Someone save me! (said by a kid who was stuck in a vending machine)