I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.
A declaration of doom you yell when you're so bad you think the devil is going to give you a standing ovation in hell.
I said that after I told my dog I was going to be a rockstar and then I ate all his food.
When I told my mom I was going to be a scientist and then I set my bedroom on fire.
After I took the last cookie and lied about it.